BUSinEsS APPAREL SUPERSTORE

Superstore

THIS IS WHERE WORKOUT & FASHION GARMENTS ARE AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE

If you want a nice new t shirt for the gym, for casual wear or for sporting to a dinner party to impress a nice young lady (or gentlemen), you can purchase one of the below from us if you want to.

THE WORST ADVERT EVER
We made these t shirts for a laugh. We doubt you’ll buy them. They are not valuable. We don’t expect to sell any (although a few nutters have wasted hard earned cash on them).

We use a third party printing and delivery agent. As a result, we don’t get the shirts cheap, then we have to pay to plaster our logo and designs on them. Front and Back. Then the site need their mark up. Then we add our mark up too. Then you have to pay for all that if you want one. Surely you won’t.

You can buy them though, if your crazy. Or you can just browse them for fun:

I Like Pain

If you like pain, you might like this t-shirt although, as ever, I’m sure there’s absolutely no guarantee of that. The t shirt is a bit weird. I think it’s meant to be some kind of joke about even though training is painful, you still like it. You like the pain. I don’t know really, make of it what you like (or maybe just move on).

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Train To Feel Good

Proper training…it’s not about training to burn calories. It’s about training to get More-Athletic and have a nice time. One suspects you’ll end up getting a much better body–and having a much better time– if you train with said mindset. This t-shirt is inspired by this thinking.

Cant Planche

Some things are hard, like the Planche…and the floor. Don’t believe me? Have a go! Either you’re a hell-of-an-athlete, or you’ll simultaneously receive confirmation of the relative hardness of both the Planche and the floor. Cheers.

Handstands

Of course, this only really works if you’re doing a handstand. Unless all your friends have upside-down faces. Then you’re just being considerate. Go you!

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Swinger

Our survey found that over 3 people out of 10 found this at least mildly amusing. If that’s good enough reason for you, then join the KB t shirt brigade and get yourself one of these to train in.

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Sit

If you like to L-Sit and you like to tell people about it, this is the t shirt for you. If you wear it and look cool, less athletic people may see this and be inspired to become More-Athletic. Thus you are helping our campaign to save the world by promoting proper fitness.

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Bipedal (banner)

We think this is one of the best things that has happened to us. If your Bi and proud, treat yourself to this shirt and tell the world. Bipeadalism is at the heart of almost all our training here at More-Athletic. Without it, life wouldn’t be the same.

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Whatever

Are you committed?! Wanna get serious? Psyched up to make it happen? Are you sure? If you answered, “yes”, “sort of” or “I think so” to any of the above questions, this t shirt might work for you.

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Bench Press

Everybody loves a bench right? Many young gentlemen out there seem to be under the impression that there is a direct correlation between work done on the bench press (amount of weight x number of reps x amount of noise made performing it) and attractiveness of the women they can pull (size of breasts – intelligence x ratio of glute muscle to hip width). Without getting into whether or not this is true or ludicrous, we simply printed the words bench press on a t shirt.

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Hurts

When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone, When you’re sure you’ve had enough of this life, well hang on Don’t let yourself go, ’cause everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes Well, everybody hurts sometimes, Everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on Everybody hurts. You are not alone

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Hypertrophy

I don’t think anyone is going to buy this one.

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Athlete

This is a new, state of the art, LIGHTWEIGHT ‘Athlete’ Hoodie! Scientific advancements have made it weigh less than a hoodie, and without a hood, so, realistically, its.. more like.. a tshirt.

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Business

We mean business. Now you can too. Really. We even put it on a shirt to make it obvious for people.

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Clavicle

Pay homage to your clavicle with this silly t shirt. According to Wikipedia “In human anatomy, the clavicle or collar bone is a flat bone of short length that serves as a strut between the scapula and the sternum. It is the only long bone in body that lies horizontally.” …where would you be without yours?

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Anchorman

Nothing need be said. Unless you can spot the mis-quote which incidentally was not an accident.

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Eccentrically

For knowledgeable and humorous gym folk, the eccentrically loaded t shirt will signify you are the height of fashion, you know your body and your ready to explode into concentric action. Buy it now to be the trend setter in your village.

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Fatty

Please use this shirt with care. We don’t want to offend anyone. Only wear it around well humoured folk and do not use it for bullying purposes. We have much more suitable shirts for that, email us direct for details.

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Progressive

Never forget what it’s all about. Progressive overload is the key to getting stronger. Consistently, methodically adding reps, adding weight or adding difficulty to your training is the key to getting stronger and More-Athletic. Treat yourself to the t shirt so you don’t forget to do more work each time you train.

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Get

This shirt encourages people to get More-Athletic. It looks good.

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Lift Me

Most people don’t seem to realise what fitness is all about. They waste time on dodgy techniques and ineffective methods. This t-shirt will remind them that the most important thing is to pick up heavy stuff.

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Heavy

This shirt is black and has a picture of a Barbell with the word “HEAVY” written on it. We’ve also crudely plastered a huge logo on the back. Ideally it is to be worn by the fitness enthusiast with a keen eye on fashion and the ability to lift up heavy things. Otherwise it will look a bit silly.

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Classic

Step 1 – Take plain t shirt Step 2 – Crudely plaster logo on the front Step 3 – Write persuasive sales copy Step 4 – Sit back and wait for sales to roll in.

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Lift More

We don’t expect anybody to buy this one. It’s just a sneaky reminder that fitness isn’t a did or didn’t kind of thing – it’s about quality. The more you know, the more you will be able to do – assuming you actually apply your knowledge.

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Kettlebells

If you love training with kettlebells or just pretending that you do, then what better t shirt is there for you? And don’t worry, as always we’ve crudely plastered a More-Athletic Magazine logo on the back. It says buy now, but you can’t, but you will be able to buy one soon.

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Barbells

What do you love? A shirt for the keen barbell enthusiast. Our most popular t shirt to date. We can’t tell you how many we’ve shifted, but let’s just say it’s more than 9. Impressed? Thought so, join the proud owners of this t shirt and get yourself one to wear to the discotheque.

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I Roll

If your keen on training the anterior chain then invest in this quality garment to tell the world all about it. You will look very smart and you will be helping us to promote proper fitness & fight obesity by wearing it.

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Monster

I wanna make a monster! – Charlie Weingroff. (this guys a proper expert & a monster). Some wanna train for this and that, others just wanna turn themselves into a monster. If that’s you, warn your loved ones by wearing this costume.

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Angry Happy

Life is too short to allow yourself to be stressed and angry for extended periods of time. It’s not a state our bodies evolved function optimally in. Do yourself a favour and get your anger out in the gym, then chill for the rest of the day.

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Fast

It’s funny because it’s deceptive. Unless you are fast.. then you’re just lying to everybody, and the tshirt is innocent.

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Six Pack

For the optimist who wants to show off before doing the work!

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Guns

At the end of the day, health and performance aside, there’s nothing like building your guns. After all, there is only one way to impress a classy lady…..

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Strong

We don’t advise tearing this shirt to prove how strong you are. Unless you intend to purchase a replacement. Then we fully advise and encourage you to.

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Cycle

A little fitness philosophy on a t shirt. Fitness is not just about the gym, and it’s not short term. For success, you need to think long term, you need to train smart, you decent recovery strategies and you may need this t shirt.

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Speed

The kind that helps you run. Not the kind that helps you convulse on the floor of a dimly lit and strange smelling nightclub. This is for those who like to train for speed.

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iBarbell

Do you barbell? If you don’t, please don’t buy this t shirt. If you do, you should buy this t shirt if you like it. Although it kinda looks a little bit like the logo from that Will Smith film, it doesn’t really make any sense. But we made it anyway because we want to and because we decided to make barbell a verb.

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Wrong

Most people inside most gymnasiums, sadly, are doing it wrong. We hope to change this. You can help by wearing this t shirt while doing it right, thus helping people realise that they are doing it wrong.

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Adapt

Fitness is about adaptation. So is this t shirt. If you love making your body adapt to the stressors you put on it, you may enjoy this t-shirt.

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Achieved

If you like to think you are in good shape, that you have “achieved fitness” and you have a bit of an ego, you may wish to promote yourself with this garment.

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Chin

The benefits of chin ups are not fully achieved unless you use full range of motion. This t-shirt is dedicated to the millions and millions of people who think its about sticking their chin up in the air more than it is pulling yourself right into the bar. If your chin ups are proper, feel free to wear this to help others realise what they are missing.

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Plank

As legendary strength coach Dan John put it, “every exercise is a moving plank”…if you can’t do a perfect plank, your a bit buggered. We suggest you learn to love Plank starting by purchasing this shirt then working on your plank at least 9 times a day.

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Come Ladies

It’s a freakin’ kettlebell with an angry face and fabulous hair.

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I Train

For skinny fellas, a better approach to putting on muscle is often to train yourself to eat a lot and see your lifting as practice. This t shirt embraces the philosophy.

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Come

This is a t shirt with a picture of a kettlebell with an angry face on. We thought it was a good idea.

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Shut Up

There seem to be a lot this style t shirt all over the place at the moment. I don’t know why. We made a couple, I don’t know why. It would potentially make suitable attire for personal trainers, or for people who like lifting weights more than chatting. This is the colour version.

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Shut Up Weights

This a pretty bossy t shirt. It suggests less talk, more lifting weights. It would be appropriate for wearing in a gymnasium.

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Practiced

For the proud skinny guy who wants to advertise the fact that he was not very strong, that he practiced & that now he is quite strong.

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Advice Money

Often get accused of being a personal trainer? No? That’s because you didn’t promote yourself. You gotta promote yourself. Even if you’re not a personal trainer, this tshirt will be a wise investment for anyone who wants more money.

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